FAQs

Question 1: Why did you make this website?

Oh gosh, what’s with the hard questions? Do you have a website? Please stop staring at me!

Question 2: How old are you?

That seems a bit personal… Old enough to have learned a little bit of everything, young enough to feel stamina isn’t a valid excuse for not having solved the world’s problems.

Question 3: How are you doing?

Pretty good I guess! Feel like I have a bit of pent up energy but I’m also sick? I wonder if those are negating each other?

Question 4: How much do you weigh?

Hey! You’re not supposed to ask a lady her weight!

…But I’m 160lbs. Actually I’m not sure why people are so sensitive about weight numbers. I’m strong enough to do what I want and thin enough not to be physically limited either – and thankfully not as much of a Skeletor as I used to be! Having some muscle and fat is a great combo to give you stamina even if you get sick or if you want to go rock-climbing or some other intense exploration.

Question 5: Do you have any questions for me?

So many! I just don’t actually know how that would work.

Question 6: Are you saying you don’t know how to build that into your site?

*Faceplants the desk*